We forget the things worth remembering, but remember the things worth forgetting.
The biggest contributor to the Dow's increase to 20,000 has been Goldman Sachs (GS), accounting for about a third of the last 1000 points. The CEO, Lloyd Blankfein has seen his Goldman stake increase by close to $200 MILLION. The #2 guy there? Gary Cohn just left to jump on the Trump Train, unlocking close to $300 MILLION in compensation by doing so.
Yes, that's the same Goldman Sachs that was once described as a "great vampire squid wrapped around the face of humanity, relentlessly jamming its blood funnel into anything that smells like money."
I'll let Michael Hutchence take it from here....